Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.
When Snape called Lily a “mudblood”, it would be equivalent to a white boy calling a black girl a “nigger”.
One time my friend was trying to tell me that what Snape said wasn’t that bad so because I’m black I told her that it was basically as if she got tripped and when I tried to help her up she pushed me away and called me a “n*gger” in front of the entire cafeteria. She never tried to defend what Snape did in front of me again.
i love seeing people tag posts with their friend’s name because it’s such a mystery to the rest of us. maybe this picture of a flower is their favorite type and you thought of them. maybe this random text post is a joke they made last week or two years ago. it’s so nice to see people being friends and i really like it
when the quiet kid in class makes a good comeback
I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”
BEST GRANDMA STORY